Anime Funktopia
The Czar Has Landed
Greetings nearly non existent following of RoF! I would like to take a moment to introduce myself as a contributor to the movement. I am Tim: Czar of Funktopia. The Russian royal family member of funk; funkadelic, some might say. I am a ninja wordsmith from a small planet somewhere in the vicinity of beetlejuice.
My purpose in being here is to rock your very understanding of normal sentences about anime. Reading my words should feel like a 1950's teenager hearing Chuck Berry for the first time. I am a motherfucking literary revolutionary. My words could chisel Michelangelo’s David, but with a bigger cock. If this was the Catholic Church (thank Raptor Jesus it is not), I would be that one bishop that could score every alter boy in Rome. Check the nametag; I am the Czar of Funktopia.
Enough stroking my ego.
I look forward to contributing to this site and helping it grow. This should be a lot of fun.
Tim Brown
Czar of Funktopia
